I am

I am rude
I am thankless
I am lustful
I am closed off from even my closest friends
I am lazy
I am a thief
I am a liar
I am a hedonist
I am a masochist
I am a loser
I am dismissive of the feelings of others
I am envious
I am selfish
I am a dumb-ass
I am a time waster
I am a jerk
I am greedy
I am negligent
I am undisciplined
I am uncaring towards those less fortunate
I am slothful
I am prideful
I am a hater of people
I am wicked
I am apathetic
I am neglectful
I am a squanderer
I am unreliable
I am irresponsible
I am uncompassionate
I am a hindrance
I am inconsistent

And that's just on my good days